Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Bottle, Original Citrus Scent, 2 Fl. Oz

10 reviews for Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Bottle, Original Citrus Scent, 2 Fl. Oz

1. 

   5 out of 5

   steel_muffins – February 22, 2020

   I didn’t think I would like this, but it works! I was shocked. My husband has very regular BMs and that usually means that the rest of us have to avoid that part of the house for at least a little while. I got this for his birthday as a gag gift, but we tried it and it works amazingly well! The only downside is that I’m starting to associate the pleasant citrus scent of the original with poop as well. It is not a subtle coverup, as anyone who walks by the bathroom will smell a great outpouring of citrus, but it’s better than the alternative!Since then, we have also purchased the lavender vanilla scent, which is also pleasant without being excessively overwhelming.The only negative is that the shape of the spray bottle is not exactly conducive to the angle you generally have to hold it in to spray into the toilet. I suppose an angled sprayer would be prohibitively expensive to manufacture, and it doesn’t seem to be negatively affecting the product functionality yet.Overall, I definitely recommend this product to anyone who poops.

2. 

   5 out of 5

   Kevin Rees – April 23, 2020

   Let me begin by saying that the person who invented this product most certainly deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. You’ll understand why below.Two friends and I went on vacation together back in June, and decided to bunk up in a single hotel room for the duration of the trip. This means three grown men sharing a single bathroom, in a somewhat enclosed space, in New Orleans. The potential for disaster was great. I purchased Poo-Pourri in an effort to try and at least minimize the nostril impact, and made sure everyone knew to use it prior to excommunicating the contents of their previous day’s food/alcohol binge. The product OVERdelivered! Not only did it completely prevent the smell of death from emanating throughout the room, it actually improved the overall smell on the whole. The vanilla scent even managed to entice us into eating.Completely unexpected bonus: one of the gentleman was somewhat careless while dressing for the day and dropped a sock into the toilet. The film that’s created to hold in the stench also protected the sock from actually touching the water!So in summary, Poo-Pourri is a Godsend. It not only manages to hold the odoriferous emanations at bay, but will keep a rogue sock from being tainted by the dirty toilet water. I will continue to purchase this.

3. 

   5 out of 5

   LAD – April 23, 2020

   This stuff works, and is really handy with 5 people cooped up in a house for 9 months during a pandemic.But I fear that it may have some long term negative effects. If the pandemic ever eases, and we’re allowed to walk through malls again, I’m afraid the scent of a Yankee Doodle Candle Company (or the like) may induce an irresistible Pavlovian response and make me crap my pants right there on the concourse.

4. 

   5 out of 5

   T1000 – May 15, 2020

   Twas’ the night before Christmas, when all through the houseMy stomach was churning while the matches I doused.The stench of my poop hung thick in the air,While afraid that the smell would singe my nose-hair.I spooned with the wifey all snug in our bedWhile my innards continued to caused me to dread.Was it something I ate? Or what’s going on?And do I hear Mr. Hankey’s Christmas poo song?When out of my bottom there arose such a clatter,I sprang to the bathroom and relieved the gross matter.It hit me again three more times that same night.And I worried for the morning with my poor poopy plight.By now the whole house smelled like a zoo.With Christmas in the morning, what was I to do?The matches all gone and the candles all melted.There was no question that I had done dealt-it!When what to my wondering, my wifey appearedAnd asked “what in the world has happened in here?”There was toilet paper amuck and the stench hung real thick.She gasped for fresh air, and ran out the door with a click.She was gone for an hour, I’m not sure quite where to-But with the foul smelling odor, I couldn’t blame her- could you?She returned with a bag from a store across town.And pleaded honey “use this and stop messing around.”With that she whipped out a little magical bottleThen tossed it to me and said “babe, go full throttle!”I spritzed up that bowl with a couple of spraysAnd in the toilet a giant ol’ doozy was laid.I paused for a moment to see what would happen,Expecting for my nose to take quite the slappin’.But to my joyous surprise and my utter delightThere was no more foul smell- NO SIR, NOT TONIGHT!What was this great stuff that smelled like peaches and cream?Was I merely sleeping? Was this all a sweet dream?Hark, it was real- for on the door I heard a knock.Twas’ my wifey saying “It’s my turn on the pot!”Now ever since then with our Prime Amazon-We get Poo-Pourri spray for the smell to be gone!

5. 

   5 out of 5

   Supa D – May 17, 2020

   We are a family of six in a small one-bathroom house. This is, to put it lightly, a horrific nightmare – particularly after my teenage son spends some time in the bathroom. After a couple of weeks of gentle encouragement (“YOU ARE KILLING EVERYONE. SPRAY THAT STUFF ON THE WATER BEFORE YOU POOP OR I’M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHONE AND, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND TELL HER EXACTLY WHY YOU GOT IT TAKEN AWAY.”) he started using it regularly. The bathroom is much less disgusting now after he leaves.

6. 

   5 out of 5

   @The_Nerdy_NP – July 12, 2020

   I bought this for my husband, like I see many wives have. The male colon just apparently BLOWS UP toilets as the status quo.I had to actively request that my husband use this wonder spray. He was reluctant. Actively opposed, even. Like he wanted to relish in his own stench.Finally, one day he agrees. He reaches for the bottle, my conscience sings in triumph.He sprays. Whilst sitting.There is contact. Between the spray and his testicles.Apparently it burns and it burns badly. I was immediately informed of the unpleasantness my husband was experiencing. There were baby wipes, there was a shower. There was an unrelenting sense of betrayal that remains to this day.Like a beat horse avoids a whip, this man now avoids PooPouri. I have begun pre-spraying before he gets home because I know the devestation he will unleash upon the porcelain throne.I have questioned my husband’s intelligence and his emotional stability since this event. 3 days ago I found out that this has happened to a guy that he shares his office with. Now I am just questioning the male race. For being so protective of their reproductive organs, the really dropped the ball (tehehe) on this one.

7. 

   5 out of 5

   EricEric – July 12, 2020

   It definitely helps me be able to live with my husband. I’ll admit sometimes it still smell like he crapped a lemon tree sometimes if it’s real bad. Before I just wanted to die but now I only want to die twice a week.

8. 

   5 out of 5

   Dizzy! – August 22, 2020

   So when I saw that the bottle here had glow-in-the-dark spots on it “to help you find it in the dark”, I was like “oh, well that’s pretty stupid, but whatever”.And then I got food poisoning and had to make frequent frantic trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night with little notice and terrible consequences for uh… making any mistakes…So yeah, man, the glow-in-the-dark is ABSOLUTELY useful in the middle of the night to find this little bottle, and yes it DOES matter, and no it’s NOT stupid! The alternative is actually turning on our nuclear-bright bathroom lights and blinding myself whilst in the middle of grappling with intestinal distress. And that would be super whack, so, no, I prefer the glowy label.Much more importantly though, the spray SMELLS really nice. It really, really does cover the yuck smell, and it actually smells nice. We’ve used several of the sprays and this one is by far my favorite, it’s very earthy, it smells like laying outside in the woods right after a summer rain. Kind of earthy, mossy, very plant-y, naturalistic, etc. It’s a very refreshing smell, especially compared to the alternative. If I’m super honest, I wish they made more than just these poop-sprays – I would absolutely definitely for sure buy this scent in a candle or a wall plugin or an essential oil for a diffuser or something. But alas, it’s only for tea time.

9. 

   5 out of 5

   Steve Leach – September 25, 2020

   My wife never poops. We’ve been married over 28 years now and not once has this woman ever pooped.I bought her one of these last year hoping to encourage her to finally “let it all out” because after 28 years she had to be getting at least a little uncomfortable wouldn’t ya think?She still never poops but the bottle must have developed a slow leak because it has less in it than it did before and the bathroom smells AWESOME.I bought this one to replace the obvious “defective” bottle she received last year in hopes that maybe this will be the year she finally poops.

10. 

    5 out of 5

    Tabitha Spore – January 18, 2021

    Let’s get real here. No one wants to smell sheet. This has improved my quality of life. My husband has his bathroom time in the morning. We have one bathroom and 4 people living in our household.I no longer have to consider the bushes next to our house.Buy this, and be set free.